1. The Twilight Saga takes up so much of your free time it’s all you can think about and therefore you find yourself blogging about it.
2. You want to buy a t-shirt that says:
"I poured glitter on my husband so he would sparkle"
but you know your husband won’t be caught dead in public with you wearing it.
3. You talk your husband into reading the whole Twilight Saga (including Midnight Sun’s 12 Chapters) just so you can have someone at home to discuss every chapter with.
4. You get personally offended when your husband rips on Edward or Bella.
5. You get excited when your baby gets his sharp corner teeth before his front teeth.
6. You look forward to going to work just so you can talk to coworkers about Edward and Bella and Jacob and Alice and Jasper and Rosalie and Emmett and Carlisle and Esme… you get the point.
7. You put a Twilight Movie Countdown on your blog.
8. You go into withdrawls after you've finished reading the Saga and desperately want to start reading Twilight again, but you can't since you've loaned it out.
9. Your husband is desperate for whites so he starts a load of laundry himself.
Okay, so I started writing this thinking it would be funny, but as I reread it, it’s just embarrassing! I think I need help!
7 comments:
I totally relate. We'll have to discuss it together. I've watched the movie trailer like 40 times.
I'm shocked! Just in July you kept saying you didn't think you could get into a book about vampires! And should I remind you that I gave you that book almost a year ago before little vampire baby was born?
And yes, this list IS funny. Hilarious, even! I love the t-shirt idea. You could market that!
I made Matt read it too. But the problem is we still can't discuss because he hasn't finished the entire series and I have a tendency of saying too much. And I just have to say, I told you so. I told you this summer to read this. My problem was I started dragging out me reading because I didn't want it to end. The other problem is I think I really do Love Vampires and Wearwolves.
Ha ha, that is so funny Missy! At church today they were talking abolut how our bodies aren't perfect now but will be when they are resurrected, etc. And I ACTUALLY thought about Twilight and thought, "Yah, like vampire bodies -- finally all perfect, we'll each still look like ourselves, but our perfect selves" And then I was like, "oh geez, did I just compare vampire bodies to the resurrection??!! I'm probably going straight to heck." Still . . . it was an interesting thought!! :)
Why do I love blogging...I stumbled onto your blog from Janea's! How are you? (okay this is Kristen Knoblauch) I see that Tiffany is on your blog too. :-) Your post is Hillarious! I too am obsessed. I have read the first 2 books in 4 days and am already half way through the third! So glad to stubble across you!
Unfortunately I can't claim the t-shirt idea..."I poured glitter on my husband so he would sparkle". My friend at work told me about it who was also on a hunt for the perfect Twilight shirt. When she told me about it I couldn't stop laughing. Even reading it again just now gave me a good laugh!
I had to cook for two weeks staight after my wife started reading. I lost 10 pounds (the twilight diet) Tyson and the two starved children.
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